mum and dad

Parents can be EXTREMELY annoying. Especially my mom. She annoys me to no end. Every single day she raises my blood pressure. She's stupid, really petty, and if she were your mom...you'd understand my pain. Nevertheless, I can't say I hate her. At times I do dislike her and wonder how I ever ended up with her as my mom...or who in the world would marry someone like her...but what kid doesn't get annoyed of their mom? Sometimes she does the nicest things (like make my lunch, give me money, etc). My dad on the other hand...ALMOST as annoying as my mom. Comes as a close second. Sometimes he scares the crap out of everyone when he suddenly thinks of something and yells out, "HEY!" *real long pause* (because his brain is slow and he takes forever to think of what he's trying to say). Hahaha, I can be mean. However, he really is the common-sense kind of guy in the family. I've got to say he's pretty much the wisest man I'll ever know. I remember when I was little and stubbed a finger or something, he told me to put pressure on it so I wouldn't bruise. At first I didn't believe him. I told him it hurt so much to press on my finger, but he told me it really works. Since that day on, every time I know I'm gonna bruise, I apply pressure and rub it hard for several minutes. Thank you, Daddy! You can be really annoying, but I love ya. Love you too, mum.